How To Raise Kids That Hate Christianity

How To Raise Kids That Hate Christianity

Every Christian parent should be required to listen to Green Day’s song Jesus of Suburbia.

Even though most evangelical parents will never hear it played on their radio stations, Jesus of Suburbia is one of the most prophetic rebukes of lukewarm Christian faith delivered in years.

Jesus of Suburbia begins,

“I’m the son of rage and love
The Jesus of Suburbia
The bible of none of the above
On a steady diet of soda-pop and Ritalin
No one ever died for my sins in hell
As far as I can tell
At least the ones I got away with”

Green Day follows in the footsteps of legendary punk bands The Clash, The Ramones and The Sex Pistols, so you expect them to be anti-everything.

But there’s something deeper lurking behind the words: It’s the thoughts of grown-ups raised in homes sprinkled with a veneer of Christian sensibility – homes with just enough Jesus to keep them off drugs while growing up, but not enough to fully convert the self-centered suburban lifestyles of their parents.

Jesus veneer + unconverted lifestyles of parents = disciples of the Jesus of Suburbia.

How To Guarantee Your Kids Will Hate Christianity

Their creed? Their statement of faith? Jesus of Suburbia continues…

“Everyone’s so full of sh**
Born and raised by hypocrites
Hearts recycled but never saved
From the cradle to the grave
We are the kids of war and peace
From Anaheim to the Middle East
We are the stories and disciples of
The Jesus of Suburbia
Land of make believe
And it don’t believe in me
Land of make believe
And I don’t believe
And I don’t care!”

Every time I pick up a Christian book on parenting the author is quoting some George Barna quote about how we better hurry up and help our kids make a profession of faith before they turn 18 years of age, or we’ll lose them in adulthood.


If there’s any hurry, any rush, any sense of radical urgency, it should be to live out the real deal in front of our kids first. Otherwise we can help them make a zillion professions of faith before 18 but their “recycled but never saved” hearts will end up singing right along with Green Day…

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